Re-Re Districting

By Patrick F. Cannon

Texas Democrats – who like most politicians lack any sense of irony – chose to escape to the poster child for political redistricting (which we like to call Gerrymandering), my own Illinois, to prevent a mid-decade attempt by Texas Republicans to redraw the Congressional map in their state to add more Republican seats in time for the mid-term elections in 2026. They were asked to do this by President Trump, who never takes “no” for an answer.

            Illinois Governor Pritzker welcomed them with open arms. As I recall, when he ran for governor in 2018, he promised to support “fair maps” for Illinois. I gullibly donated my own money to an effort to amend the Illinois Constitution to provide for an independent commission to draw the maps. More than enough signatures were obtained to get this on the ballot, but the Illinois Supreme Court – dominated by Democrats – found a loophole to keep it off.

            At the time, the chief justice was Anne Burke, wife of the since convicted Chicago alderman Ed Burke. But I’m sure the one who whispered in Pritzker’s ear that the maps weren’t his concern was then speaker of the Illinois House Michael Madigan, who has since also joined the ranks of convicted Illinois politicians.

            To today’s politicians, the term “fair maps” can have many meanings, but most would agree it should be a map that gives them the best chance to be elected. That may mean a district that captures the most Democrats or Republicans; or the most blacks; or the most Hispanics (further broken down between Puerto Ricans or Mexican Americans); or the whitest evangelicals. I could make it more complicated, but  you get the idea. The goal is to create so-called “safe” seats, not only for the candidate, but for his or her party.

            The map shows the Illinois 7th Congressional District. I live in the district and my representative for many years has been Danny Davis, who is retiring after this term. He is black, and the worthies who have so far announced they would like to succeed him are also black. The district, you see, was designed to capture the maximum number of black voters and thus ensure that it will always be represented by a black. I could show you other maps from the Chicago area designed to capture as many Hispanics as possible.

            Although not all representatives are guilty of this, it does lead to the feeling in many that they are really only representing the part of their constituency that voted for them. A case in point: Republicans representatives have been warned not to have so-called “Town Hall” meetings in their districts because Democrats might show up. The implication couldn’t be clearer.

            One of the ways to get out of this mess is to eliminate all factors except population in creating congressional districts. One of the bedrocks of our democracy is that all men are created equal, and that they are entitled to one vote. Voting rights laws should guarantee only one thing – the unhindered right to cast your ballot. Until we use the computer to create districts based purely on population, many of us have been denied any real choice on election day. Apparently, that’s the way our politicians like it. And we just have to lump it.

            P.S. My regular readers will know about my trials and tribulations as a part (small) owner of thoroughbred race horses. Things are looking up. On Friday August 8, my two-year-old filly Love Like Lucy won her first start at Gulfstream Park in Miani. It was limited to Florida breds, for which there is a lucrative series of stakes races in the coming months. The very next day, my three-year-old filly, Reputation, won the Tyler Gilpin Stakes at Colonial Downs in Virginia. It’s a big deal, because it greatly increases her value as a broodmare when she finally retires. Who knows, someday I may break even.

Copyright 2025, Patrick F. Cannon

4 thoughts on “Re-Re Districting

  1. In a quirk of historical irony, the practice of mapping Congressional districts in odd, salamander-like shapes for partisan advantage was named after Elbridge Gerry, a man who found the practice morally distasteful.

    But that’s how it is with gerrymandering. Everyone knows it’s wrong but no one is ready to give it up, lest he suffer the consequences.

    The recent performance by your abundant governor-king Pinguicula and his cast of trained sycophantic monkeys certainly will go down in the annals of American politics as one of the most shining if oily examples of absurdist theater.

    And on cue like a Greek chorus, the media howls piteous lamentations over the injustice and effrontery of it all. Imagine Texas Republicans attempting to steal a trick that has enabled Democrats to rig elections for decades!

    Is there a better way?

    In European countries local elections follow a complex system of proportional party representation to determine the composition of parliament.

    It doesn’t seem to work too well, however.

    No single party holds a majority, and if a party with a large minority representation, like the AfD in Germany, should become controversial, the ruling majority coalition can simply declare it dangerously extreme and illegal despite its popular support.

    I’m sure the Dems would love to make Republicans illegal, and God knows the many ways they’ve tried.

    Dems in blue states are in a quandary. They have tapped out the number of representatives they can gerrymander into Congress. With population shifts and after defeat in 2024, they are at risk of losing what little control they maintain.

    They still have their flunkeys in the media to frighten women and children with doom and darkness, but the public has gotten wise to such ruses. Few believe what the media say anymore.

    What can the Dems do? Cry and protest for sure, but is that all?

    There is self-exile! Jimmy Kimmel just obtained Italian citizenship to flee the horrors of MAGA. Buona fortuna, Jimmy! Ellen DeGeneres decamped to the UK. Rosie O’Donnell returned to her beloved Ireland.

    But they need not travel that far. Dems in red states can simply escape to the remaining blue states like Illinois, California and New York. Sure, there will be high taxes to pay, but those states have been steadily losing population. They could use the extra taxpayers.  

    And, as Sophocles observed around 408 BC, misery loves company!

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      1. Chicago had, if not good, certainly better government under the Daleys, pere et fils, who deftly split up the patronage pie among the various ethnic and interest groups so that everybody was happy. It was a fun place to be, but those halcyon days are gone. Dullards and miscreants replaced Richard and Richie, and now the city is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short of cash. Can the city sell the water?

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