Let’s Face It!

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By Patrick F. Cannon

That’s my picture up there. To be honest, it was how I looked about 15 years ago. Taken in front of architect Louis Sullivan’s Krause Music Store on Chicago’s North Lincoln Avenue by my partner Jim Caulfield, it was cleaned up a bit (or maybe a lot) to remove blemishes and scars. If someone asks me for a photo for an article or presentation I’m doing, it’s what I send. Why not put your best mug forward? Anyway, I couldn’t find my high school graduation picture.

            Historically, rulers and politicians have enjoyed seeing their faces as they wander about their domains. Roman emperors couldn’t wait to put their profiles on coins and their entireties in marble and bronze. In latter days, Henry VIII kept both Holbein’s (elder and younger) busy painting his portrait, making sure they emphasized his fancy duds and commanding presence. His daughter Elizabeth I made sure her portraits eliminated her pock-marked face and snaggly black teeth. 

            The visage of the late Elizabeth II appeared on coins, currency and stamps in the UK and its dwindling empire, but they are now being retired in favor of  her long-suffering son, Charles III.  In fairness though, it must be said that communist leaders like Stalin and Chairman Moa never tired of seeing their big heads plastered over every blank spot in their largish countries. Like the first Queen Elizabth, Stalin had a seriously pockmarked face, which disappeared in his photos. Mao, who killed tens (or is it hundreds?) of millions of his own people, looked like a kindly grandfather.

            Our own republic doesn’t permit images of living people to appear on currency, or stamps for that matter. If you check your wallet or purse (if you’re in the money) you’ll mostly find images of Washington ($1), Lincoln (5$), Hamilton ($10), Jackson ($20), Grant (50$), and Franklin ($100) on your paper money. Larger denominations are no longer issued.  This could change, however, as the Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent has suggested a new $250 bill be issued with President Trump’s image on it.  Bessent no doubt produced this idea on his own, with no prompting from his boss.

            The president himself proposed a gold commemorative coin for the country’s 250th Anniversary that will feature his manly figure on it. Although never done before for a sitting president, it was approved by his Commission on Fine Arts (?). Apparently, it’s OK because it won’t be legal tender. This should be some recompense for having his name removed from the Kennedy Center.

            Even though the $250 Trump bill is  unlikely to be approved, you can order any number of phony bills with his face on them. If you’re so inclined, you can order some with your own face! A fellow I knew many years ago used to pass out $3 bills with his silly grin. I guess that’s where the old saying – “there’s nothing phonier than a three-dollar bill” – came from. Except of course one with President Trump’s face on it.

Copyright 2026, Patrick F. Cannon       

4 thoughts on “Let’s Face It!”

  1. Selfie anyone?

    Mirror, mirror on the wall, is there no end to human vanity?

    Short answer, No!

    Who, pray tell, doesn’t in their private moments dream of being idolized?

    William Michael Albert Broad, a mediocre English rock singer, even went so far as to have himself referred to professionally as Billy Idol.

    Nice try, William.

    But if you can’t manage to be idolized, you can at least make an effort to be remembered.

    The problem here is that fickle fate sometimes dictates that you are remembered for the wrong reasons.

    Thomas Edison is known as the inventor of the light bulb. In fact, the invention wasn’t his.

    Earnest White House intern Monica Lewinsky, when she stepped bright eyed into the Oval Office, never imagined she’d be forever remembered as that woman with the stained blue dress who “didn’t have sex”with Bill Clinton.

    Loyal Democrat Eldridge Gerry, thanks to his political machinations, will be forever scorned as the anti-democratic author of the gerrymander. To this day New England doesn’t have a single Republican congressman.

    Before he entered politics, Donald Trump liked to put his name on the buildings he constructed. His latest selfie, the $250 bill, no doubt drives his NYT/NPR adversaries to conniption fits (“He can’t do that!”). I’m sure they’d rather see his mug on a milk carton. But can you blame a guy for having a little fun?

    John from the Lions club used to pass out $2 bills with the recipient’s photo glued on it. I still have mine.

    Who knows, someday it might become legal tender.

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  2. A treasured possession! Modesty prevents me from saying so, but some might say I look as good as Thomas Jefferson on it.

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